Lance

Tall Person That is Horrible at spelling

You spell like lance

by ChickenIsGood6969 March 7, 2019

Lance

A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass

I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.

by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020

Lance

a amazing football player on the chicago bears

oh shit was that lance who just sacked payton manning

by her0vit September 8, 2007

Lance

lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.

"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"

by Idna September 9, 2008

Lance

Another term for marijuana. an alias of sort.

guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."

by artemis020 February 7, 2010

Lancing

To fabricate beyond belief.

John was lancing when he told me that he jumped from the 5oth story and landed on his feet.

by burny52 August 27, 2006

lanced

To get really drunk.

"Leave him lying there... He's too lanced to stand up"

by Blunt252 May 17, 2006