Lag

What newbs do in online games.

Newb - "Omfg, I swore I killed you!"
John - "No, you're lagging shit balls, newb".

by NewbKilla November 25, 2009

Lags

Lags is the mixed word of "fat" and "legs" therefore "fat legs"

1. "Oh my God! That lady over there is so obese! Look at those lags covered in cellulite and dimples!"
2. "My lags hurt from walking to school, I'm going to get a ride home."
3. "Get the hell off my bus, fatass! You need to walk the fatness off your LAGS!" -Bus driver Tom

by OhEmmGee April 18, 2009

Lag

Someone who is not quite a slag. but is a lag.
commonly used when a person forgets to put the "S" on the beginning of the word.

Hey you, your a LAG.

(confuses the reader)

by LizzyG March 1, 2008

Lag

a feeling you get when stoned

"hey i smoked so much weed, im soo lag at the moment"

by baleh sima August 20, 2011

car lag

The tiring effects of travelling a long distance in a motor vehicle. Similar to jet lag.

Wow, that was a really long flight. I think I have jet lag.

Yeah, well I have car lag from having to pick you up from the airport!

by killeagh May 26, 2010

Lags

(n) 1. Short for Lagason; 2. Pet name for Brian Lagason, the first Grand Champion of GMA 7's Digital LG Quiz; 3. Genius; 4. Talent, talented

"Geez, he actually won Php 1.3 Million pesos? He's really a lags."

by bebangers February 6, 2005

Lag monster

A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets

Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...

by Homoriffic December 13, 2006