skank lace

Women who dont own a pair of pants that cover their ass crack are now turning to a longer tshirt with lace on the bottom to cover it.

"i used to always have to stair at judy's ass all day when she sat down, im glad she is now covering it with some classy skank lace."

by shmoe_14 October 30, 2007

Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012

straight lace

Im Dead Serious, No Joke.

Meet Me After School, Straight Lace.

by Vannah Bay Bay December 25, 2007

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

Laced up

To get ready , prepare or to get someone right and/or help them

Get my boy laced up with some bag of chips
Or

Im laced up lets go

by The 13 rules January 11, 2022

lace where

when the wig is installed so good you can’t see the lace at all

girl: i installed a new wig what do you think?
girl 2: omg girl, lace where??

by urmom2k23 July 15, 2023

Reverse lace

When someone falls asleep and passes out, his or her friends can remove the laces of their shoes and lace them backwards so they need to be tied near the toe.

When Sack passed out, we so reverse laced him.

by Sack pranker May 10, 2018