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Krusty

The act of being blacked out drunk and hooking up with atleast two people in a night. Waking up naked next to a rando guy is not uncommon and neither is finding bruises and scratches all over your body.
Did you see Rachel, she was very krusty last night.
by Lolzcatzzz November 1, 2010
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Krusty crab

by Soup boy August 8, 2019
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Krusty Krab

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020
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Krusty Undies

Little girl panties that have been worn too close to a dusty, cobwebbed crotch for too long. If someone has Krusty Undies they should think about getting some big girl panties and changing them more often.

This term is also often used to describe an adoptophile, specifically a barren woman who chooses to adopt from countries rich in child trafficking or someone who acts in a demeaning way toward all adoptees except her own child.
"WOW! She sure put on her Krusty Undies when she told that adoptee to be grateful they weren't aborted or tossed in a dumpster."
by Abandoned Abandoner September 27, 2009
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krusty

Used to describe the condition of steves monitor
by steves da March 22, 2005
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krusty krab

A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab
by thebiggestneegyouknow April 22, 2011
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Krusty Krab

A woman who has a yeast infection in her vagina and crabs, or a man who has a yeast infection in his asshole and has crabs in his anal hair.
"Damn, when i was fuckin' that hoe last night i got a taste of the krusty krabs!"
by david s. February 5, 2005
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