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knowledge jizz 

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.
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Knowledge Motel 

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"
My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"
Knowledge Motel by Shawdog November 28, 2016

Knowledge sharting

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

knowledge dome

The cranium that contains buckets of bits of raw data.
His dumbass had an empty knowledge dome.

knowledge-whoring

Using the assertion of superior knowledge to derive status: The unworthy or corrupt use of one's knowledge for social gains.
"OMG! really? How could you not know how ignorant you are? Do you know how I know that your so ignorant? Because I knew that shit first! ya big ole' dummy!" - knowledge-whoring
knowledge-whoring by outlaw nips February 24, 2019

Knowledge Bulimia 

When schools stuff a bunch of useless "knowledge" into kids' heads for the sole purpose of brain-vomiting it back onto a test paper.
"Ugh, I've got knowledge bulimia from all the useless crap my teacher makes me study".
Knowledge Bulimia by Kanna-Chan April 16, 2020

Knowledge Media 

Knowledge Media is an education and business development channel which provides video content on Income Tax, Corporate Law, Economics, UPSC, PSC, SSC, IBPS, RBI, SEBI, RRB, CDS, NDA, B. Com (Hons.), B. Com, BBA, CA, CS, CMA

Video content @ Youtube: Knowledgemedia
Website @ knowledgemedia.net
Knowledge Media is the euphemism for World of Wisdom!