Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

Knackered

Exhausted from a first date.

When you come home after being out all night doing wild stuff with this girl you just met and your brother who’s still up wants you to hang with him and his friends in the computer room, “sorry boys I’m f*cking knackered.”

by McRibbie March 13, 2020

Kick in the knackers

Kick in the knackers, meaning a kick to the testicles of a male. When a boy is kicked in the cock and balls and it hurts like hell, resulting in the boy falling to the ground in pain and rolling around. A kick to balls/knackers is an unfair move.

Jacob and Harry where fighting at school. Harry would have won the fight but Jacob used a kick in the knackers on Harry and Jacob immediately won the fight as Harry couldn’t continue after having his groin attacked so brutally.

by Nutshot pain June 12, 2023

Knacker

An unemployed hooligan on the prowl for chaos

He was given the ick by a group of knackers.

by Spooderman_xxi February 9, 2025

Knackers

A term of endearment for a close friend

G’day Knackers, how you going?

by Cisco Disco & Fiasco September 12, 2022

Fat Knacker

Someone is so fat that they literally knackered anything they put their weight on

Oh fuck sake please stop sitting on my furniture that’s third of my expensive chairs you have broken you fucking fat knacker

by She hit house March 6, 2025

maple knacker

Canadian gay men who partake in using maple syrup for lube.

Whoa! There went Kreg and Bryan off to maple knacker by the Pizza place.

by Shelley West December 7, 2017