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Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.
The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.
by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018
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Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan

Dutch word for preparation activities plan for a children's carnival procession.
In 1996, the Guiness Book of World Records recognized Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan as the longest Dutch word, with 53 letters.
by TimmyBoy2007 August 17, 2019
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Kindating

Kindating is when you date someone based on your and/or their kins. Especially if the kins are commonly shipped and/or in a canon relationship.
"Did you hear? Alex started dating Sam because Sam kins Crona and Alex kins Maka."
"Oh, that's interesting. Do you know why?"
"Yeah, Alex kindates. They like dating people based on their kins."
"Oh, that's what kindating means. I didn't know. Thank you."
by voxvamp October 11, 2022
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Kinda Sorta

In a way it means yes if the person who says it means it’s yes
Me and my friend at school don’t talk or see each other as much but she still calls me a friend of hers after I asked if we still were meaning that it was kinda sorta in her opinion
by SMLGUY37 September 9, 2018
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Kinder egg

Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.
Kinder Eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!
by laurita May 24, 2006
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Kinder egg

Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.
Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh
by quas August 25, 2005
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