Kelbone

See also Pimp. Man who knows all the ins and outs of pussy.

He just Kelboned that chick.

by Kelly "Kelbone" Rediker October 11, 2007

Kelso

A unit of measurement used to determine the sexual willingness of a random partner. Often referred to in the context of a verb, a 'Kelso' is equivalent to a full measure. A half-Kelso would suggest that an experience has been only somewhat satisfying. Example: She sucks, but does not swallow, she is only 'Half a Kelso', She enjoys one or more digits inserted into her anus but is not a fan of full penis penetration up the pooper, she is only 'Half a Kelso'. Alternatively, if the sexual experience can be likened to a hardcore porn movie, you would use the verb to describe the situation of having gone all 'Kelso' on her ass.

What was she like? On a scale of Zero to Kelso?

by LooseCanon April 22, 2013

Kelloggs Krunchy Nut

Also known as KK, Kelloggs Krunchy Nut is a wonderful and highly addictive cereal. It is a blend of cornflakes with nuts and honey added.

KK has highly awesumness qualities about it. Its main one is its principle of KKarma. KKarma is Kelloggs karma and the basic rule is that if you eat Kelloggs Krunchy, good things happen to you. If you dont eat Kelloggs Krunchy, bad things happen to you.

Many people also follow KKarma due to its pimping gifts that the eater receives after consuming it. Although these attributes will/could be horrificly reversed if KK is eaten in an unappropiate fashion or a meal is missed.

I eat Kelloggs Krunchy Nut 8 times a week
D ate his KK soggy, thats why he didnt get Nm

by Calman September 18, 2008

kelvon

Meaning of Kelvon is Godly by being passed down from many centuries among the Roman Empire and as a mythical man by Greek mythology

Kelvon
adj; the best of the best, supreme

by RedLynx November 9, 2017

Kelowna

Also known as K-town to the locals

A growing city on the edge of Okanagan Lake. Origally was home to the popular "Floating bridge". It has been replaced.

Population expands in the summer making this place the best for loud, wild parties. Everyone here is proud to represent being home to Canada's "bc bud".

Some of the most intense wake boarding you will ever see in your life happens right here. Although there is a problem with large amounts of elderly people that cannot operate vehicles properly, this place pretty much kicks BC ass!

Joe: Hey! I'm heading down to Kelowna for "Wakefest" this summer, you showing up?

Kyle: Heck yes! That is the most intense part of the summer!

Joe: I'll see you there and we will smoke some weed and party!

Kyle: Totally!

by omgitsme_again June 9, 2011

Keldon

That one kid who fucks your mom in nine different positions with airpods in. He is so sexy even newborns love him. But he surrounds himself with gay mexicans like people named Javier ,samuel ,Ishmael, and a lot of gay black kids like elijah,Jayden,jayden,marvante (the gayest). But Keldon is not gay he nicknamed this one girl mexico bc she plants and grows beans for him bc she want his black pipe.

Your talking bout keldon that one sexy lightskin!?

by M o 1 e March 26, 2019

Kelo clearing

Informal Army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. This type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting Bradley Fighting Vehicles, friendly infantry or Abrams co-axial machine gun fire. Named after an Army 1LT Kelo who first utilized the practice in Iraq in 2003.

Soldier #1: "Heard the boys over in 2-7 Infantry got so super pissed off finally they did a Kelo clearing on Sadr City."

Soldier #2: "What a freakin' rage kill, that's awesome. Sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage ... screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man."

by infantryscoming August 6, 2010