kangaroos

Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.

"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"

by Sam April 4, 2004

Tie me Kangaroo down

A request to a third party, to help restrain a younger partner, for example, in bondage fetish play, prior to consensual sexual foreplay.

Hey Cobber, Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport? I'm going to didgeridoo this Sheila, if she'd only stop wriggling, and then we're going to play "hide the lizard."

by hardcandy May 11, 2014

Fucking Kangaroos

A displeasure of australians. Coined in the End of the World video.

But they'll be dead soon. Fucking Kangaroos.

by 1337blip September 15, 2010

kangaroo

Describes a woman who's ass is huge, but her top half is tiny. (Little t-rex arms and wee tits), so she looks like a kangaroo.

Man,look at that marsupial of a chick. She's a kangaroo!

by gogo June 10, 2006

KANGAROO FUCK

when fucking your chick standing up. sort of like giving a piggy back on your front

while shagging my girl missionary i stood up, and kangaroo fucked her

by Jeffie126943 October 27, 2007

kangaroo slam

putting a midget in your pants and fucking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your back, causing the penis to go through the midget.

"Wow, I didn't think it would work, but the kangaroo slam definately got rid of my midget problem."

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 10, 2003

german kangaroo

When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.

-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.

by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008