Kamikaze Screw

Having sex with someone you find disgusting purely to spite them.

I totally Kamikaze screwed that girl last night.

What do mean?

I fucked her, will never call her back, and when my roommate tells her I hanged myself, it's really gonna mess with her head.

by Oavio McCool April 11, 2010

Kamikaze Texting

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.

“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."

by bumpdraft December 5, 2012

Japanese kamikaze

A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.

Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.

by wtf56 December 19, 2013

team kamikaze

A group of awesome individuals that show up at an event and wipe out all the other competition. Bringing home all the awards! Kicking ass and having fun while they do it.

Team Kamikaze is at it again. Showing up at the horse show and leaving nothing for anyone else. Laughing while they do it.

by pnytrnr April 18, 2014

kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.

Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.

by cherryblossom July 11, 2009

kamikaze

a dangerous technique that can be harmful or extremely pleasurable. the definition is when usually a man or a girl with a strap on comes running from one side of the room at full speed inserting their penis straight into the vagina or anus

When Kendrick entered the room Joanna had her legs open and he had no choice but to kamikaze the bitch.

by Dereck and Kendrick October 6, 2008

kamikaze stand-up

When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.

And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"

by Darren Casella February 28, 2007