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Kalabazoo

1. (Noun) Losers who eat shower curtains.
2. (Verb) An action involving losers running in circles.
3. (Noun) A game involving 6 losers, an angry girl, a tennis racket, and a sock.
4. (Noun) Random anything
5. (Noun) A piece of candy only found on Mars, Pluto, or Neptune.
6. (Noun) A loser who plays a guitar, eats a corndog, eats only lemon salt water taffy, and sits on a trombone all at the same time.
1. Why is that Kalabazoo eating our curtains?
2. Look at us Kalabazooing!
3. Uh-Oh, I didn't know we were playing Kalabazoo!
4. Wat a Kalabazoo!
5. Look, fellow Martians, a Kalabazoo!
6. What is that Kalabazoo doing?
by Flapdoodle1112 June 30, 2009
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Cornish Kabab

A sexual maneuver associated with Cock and Ball Torture, where a man's partner skewers both of his testicles with any pointy object, commonly a large toothpick or kabab stick, imitating the popular dish "shish kabab"
Me and my girl got really crazy last night and she gave me a Cornish Kabab, so i'm gonna be out of commission for the next few months
by Chib Scrungus January 8, 2020
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sheesh-kabab

1) a type of indian kabab
2) a word that people use to either enphasis the word sheesh or to show anger whilst cracking a joke. Means "oh my god" or "for fuck sake!"
1)Can I get a sheesh kabab and some popadoms please?
2)example 1:
Person 1:I did your moma
Person 2: sheesh kabab man!

example2:
paerson 1:yo' moma's so fat that you need 2 trains and a bus just 2 get on her good side!
paerson 2:sheesh kabab i didn't notice...wow
by snob impersonator January 4, 2005
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kabab fanny

I pulled down her panties and took a wiff , she had a badly wrapped kabab fanny.
by seabagel February 23, 2008
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Kabbalah

The most highly respected part of ancient Jewish mysticism created by Rabbis during Medieval times, revolving highly around encrypted meanings hidden within the Torah and deeper forms of meditation (Read Sefer Yetzirah).

Has absolutely nothing to do with either Madonna or Paris Hilton whatsoever, dammit!
To know Kabbalah is to become closer to God (your creator).
by Rebel Rabbi August 24, 2011
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Shia kabaka woja

Phrase; means I love you. It originated from two very awesome people who came up with this term of endearment.
Kayla: "Manny, shia kabaka woja."
Manny: "Shia kabaka woja to you too."
by klokos May 7, 2013
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kanaba

The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old
sumarian: "this is some killer kanaba, i bet it would make a good shirt but im just going to smoke it"
by god October 13, 2003
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