Juggaly

an Adjective meaning an Ass, Glutius Maximus, that is big enough to wiggle and Jiggle on its own, and bounce LIKE A BAAAAALLLLL! putting panties to shame.

Coming from the word Juggle and Juicy...

Buffy the bodies Ass is so Juggaly!!!

by The NUPEs May 13, 2009

the juggernaut

To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.

"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"

"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!

"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'

by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008

Juggalo Homies

A bunch of weak, mentally challenged wiggers. They form a support group for one another, enabling them to survive in a world where they are inferior to average people in almost every way.

Juggalo Homies typically speak a form of Pidgin which is a mixture of English (at a kindergarten reading level), and Ebonics at a similar skill level.

They claim to be free of prejudice, but are too lame to be acceptable to any ethnicity other than redneck trailer trash, so Black, Asian, or Hispanic juggalos are almost unknown.

Despite all their lameness and hypocrisy, Juggalos have done one indisputably great thing to for the gay community. By pushing lameness to new heights, Juggalo Homies have redefined the word "faggot." Homosexuals can now live their lives free from this terrible label (unless they also happen to be faggot-ass juggalos).

by I See Pee January 22, 2010

Jugger

A hero and warrior sportsman of the post-apocalypse. A chain swinging, sword slicing, skull impaling lover of dirt and blood.

No quiver in your loins has been felt as strong as that from the Jugger while passing you into battle.

by liveMike June 17, 2013

juggalo trap

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.

Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.

by SkidMarkyMark January 6, 2007

Juggadouche

The ultimate douchebag! This douche is such a douche that the word douche no longer suffices. The Juggadouche is incapable of understanding how other people perceive him and is prone to make a total ass of himself on a daily basis.

When approaching a woman, one Juggadouche has been known to throw a bag of ice on the floor and then proceed to say "now that we've broken the ice" before goin on to make more of a douche of himself.

by cornishuk1 September 9, 2009

ICP Fans against Juggalos

The name of the group started by an old juggalo from like 1994. He disagrees with everything juggalos today say, do or believe in, and even disagrees with the directions ICP has been taking for ten years. Despite that, he does try his best to help the fam by giving them the 411 about shit thats been long forgotten by them and constantly reminding all juggalos that ignorance of the outside world ain't bliss.

He might sound bitter as fuck, but dude has love regardless.

Guy 1: Yo, you hear of ICP Fans Against Juggalos?
Guy 2: You mean that angry ass poser that say he's a juggalo just to diss us?
Guy1: Damn, your a dumbass. Why do I still hang out with you?

by D.B.M. February 20, 2011