Jaffa

One of the many English slang words for vagina.

"He wants me to go 'round tonight"
"Well have you shaved your jaffa?"

by Oatmeal tatas April 17, 2016

Jaffa

Noun. Effete person rendered infertile through excessive alcohol consumption, prosaic conversion or inability to get laid at summer festivals.

Why you such a muggy little jaffa clown?

by hazzawazza September 22, 2013

Jaffa

(noun) - A nocturnal, hideous creature that goes through a 28 day cycle known as "Jaffa Period" whereby its disgusting toe grows to the size of its head and requires an extra shoe (attached the the side of its left) to house it. Although lacking vital nutrients and has an increasing chance of developing scurvy, it is able to gain all vital amino acids, fats and sugars to aid his growth by devouring his highly acidic toes. He is known as an "it" as he is neither male nor female - although he strives to look like a human male. As he is not both genders, he is not known as a "hermaphrodite."

Ex. 1) "I saw Jaffa's toe the other day. I shall not only turn into stone, but before I do, my retinas will suffer a slow and agonising death."
Ex.2)"He is making me angry, I may speak of Jaffa's toe to aggravate him."

by toeybum July 19, 2012

Jaffared

The act of hijacking someone's Facebook and turning it into a fake Middle Eastern person.

Nate: Ryan, did you hear Beau got Jaffared again?
Ryan: No way, that dumbfuck is always getting Jaffared.

by McMurray's McMuffins September 8, 2011

Jaffa Snatch

A ginger birds vagina

He ate out her Jaffa Snatch

by Jamesrjbh October 15, 2018

Jaffacaking

A sex move involving two humans in a hugging missionary position, a black person on top and a white person on the bottom. However before engaging in coitus, a jar of orange jam is spread on the white persons torso, mimicking the construction of a McVities orange Jaffa cake.

1: Honey! did you get the orange jam?
2 : No sorry honey i forgot.
1: Damn, then we wont be Jaffacaking tonight.

by AimesVetch December 15, 2019

Jaffa

Indian slang for a scapegoat

He’s a Jaffa

by Mother Teresa's vagina June 10, 2020