Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.

Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.

by Mr. Mahjong September 07, 2018

jorts

A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”

“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”

by Schnortle McFly January 08, 2023

Jort

the best person you wil ever meet! great lover and very clever. loves travelling and techno partys. Jort is FUCKING awesome!

jort

by jort the king March 31, 2017

Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

by Blueicepik November 21, 2023

jortsing

The act of a man puncturing his balls with a a serrated knife and licking the juice off of the knife to try to seduce a woman

"He tried jortsing and got rejected."

by NotHanley June 21, 2024

jortsing

when a man puts socks on his hands and starts violently screaming and thrusting his meat at the air.

Let's try Jortsing later!

by NotHanley June 21, 2024