Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021

jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.

I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.

by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017

jorts

A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”

“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”

by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

Jort

the best person you wil ever meet! great lover and very clever. loves travelling and techno partys. Jort is FUCKING awesome!

jort

by jort the king March 31, 2017

National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.

“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”

by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024

Jort

A Dutch name for a very handsome boy with blonde hair and blue eyes who will never give a shit about your opinion.

Jort is een lekker ding

by Geiletijger November 22, 2021