Jonas

Jonas is one of the most best person you'll ever met. He is just so much fun to be around and he'll make you laugh so much. He super talented and smart, he has the best personality. He'll always be there even when you screwed. He that one person that you'll fall in love with and always be in love with. If you ever met a Jonas, you're one of the luckiest person ever. He'll always be on your mind, and he super good looking.

Have you met Jonas, he is one of the best.

by Happiness.grace September 10, 2020

Jonathan

1. A boy which a girl spots and instantly is attracted to. She has no intention to speak to him but will gladly stalk him via all means possible. This includes staring at, searching on Facebook and locating in the White Pages.

They are prone to not wearing socks.

Girl: Wow, he is so cute!
Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?
Girl: No, it's not like that! He's a Jonathan. I'll look him up on Facebook instead.

by PaperbackWriter. August 27, 2010

jonathaned

(adj): when generic or store bought ice-cream has accumulated freezer burn

Emily refused the Turkeyhill icecream because it was jonathaned.

by manuspanus December 29, 2010

jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !

by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020

jonathan sims

A character from a podcast called The Magnus Archives. He's Ace, and his boyfriend's name is Martin Blackwood. He is also the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.

I want to be Jonathan Sims' best friend, tbh. He seems sweet

by Follower of Artemis June 16, 2022

Jonas Brothers

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.

1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.

by Jonas?? August 2, 2009

Jonathan

Translated from the Swahili name Mandingo.

Damn. Jonathan is a beast.

by Clarence Ly July 10, 2012