Max Johnston

a dick, unloved by all

max Johnston is unloved

by yologirl27 July 1, 2017

Johnstoned

When something is burnt. Originating from when employees at restaurants burn their food.

Wow that food looks Johnstoned.
Is Ryan working tonight because that’s Johnstoned.

by TomPake November 5, 2017

tricsha johnston

A cold hearted woman with blonde greasy hair. A sassy attitude and a bitchy voice. She wears slutty clothes and does the slut drop in class

She did the slut drop, she must be Tricsha Johnston

She wears slutty clothes, she must be Tricsha Johnston

by eatmycherryasshole March 13, 2018

samantha johnstone

a girl who has cheesy fleps, a mossy bank, a wee cow and ruins her weeks every weekend

friend 1 - omg a was so drunk last night
friend 2 - fs you done a samantha johnstone

by stravenbhoys November 22, 2021

Jack Johnston

Worlds fattest rat with a bowl cut, extremely gay and will rape you if given the chance.

He is such a jack Johnston.

by Koolkid30 September 9, 2021

Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.

Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man

by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021

Dylan Paul Johnston

He's that guy who leaves you speachless every second of the day. He's someone you would be crazy to let go. He cares about his girl with all his heart and treats her like she's the rarest flower in the universe. He protects her and treasures her with all hs heart. He is truely that guy who will make you laugh till you pee your pants, squeal with happiness cause he is the one who knows all your "tickle spots" ;) and make it seem like you are the only ones on Earth. If you are sad then he's sad and will hold u close till all your worries are gone. If you are happy then he's happy. He goes out of his way to make you smile 24/7. He's the guy who wants to talk to you all the time and knows that he can come to you about anything and everything. He's always there to talk to and make you feel better no matter what is wrong. He's that guy who you have everything in common with and you practically read each other's minds. He's never angry with you and he never argues with you because there never is anything to argue about. He's funny, sexy, smart, supportive, makes you feel like your beautiful, caring, amazing, a talented muscian, and perfect in every way. He loves all the good things about you plus all the things that either go unnoticed or unwanted. He supports you through everything and would do anything to make your dreams come true. He's that guy that you love so much you can't even describe it or how happy he makes you feel. He is that someone who is your everything.

Dylan Paul Johnston is my sun, moon, stars, Earth, air... well... you might as well just say he is my universe.

by DPJ+KEK<3 April 10, 2012