Johnston

Very odd way to spell simp, has no cock

Bro I didn’t know you were a Johnston too, let’s give each other rum jobs

by Dylan Johnston April 6, 2020

Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.

Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!

by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025

Nathan johnston

Someone who constantly is shitting his pants on command for fun

Bruh he shit his pants again he going Nathan johnston

by Nutritionbeater69 September 20, 2020

australia johnston

a black person

hey australia johnston, your black

by Mr.Hann March 12, 2020

Johnston

A penis

My Johnston is so extended right now.

by Creatordusty June 5, 2023

Felix Johnston

I kid who’s quite nice always cracks joke even tho there pretty un funny has a liking for Jackson CASSEY and love ginger nuts and ramen and jimmy is his coolest friend

Yeah give me that Felix Johnston

by Omarwild018 November 24, 2021

Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.

Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man

by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021