John 

“Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is

Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”

Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”

“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”

John by compalomp, comp November 23, 2022

John 

John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.

Don't judge John by what you think. He could be your everything.

John by Summer Bliss July 23, 2018

John 

John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person

Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”

Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”

John by Some peeps at school!! November 20, 2018

John 

Thiccest boi on the block

That guy is real john

John by Doodoo_wipe_thicx9ine March 19, 2019

John 

Another word for a toilet

All the urinals were taken so I had to use the John

John by Thedankestrick April 18, 2020

John 

A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.

"That guy John, with the large head, he's never off."

John by Baby John November 6, 2011

John 

A boy who looks like luke hemmings. He is the definition of eye candy. But he will lead you on and will tear your heart apart. Some think of him as a good friend others think he's a jerk

I love a john but i hate a john

John by MichaelCIsMine January 15, 2015