Jocks do get all the attention and the girls and all that stuff. Not all jocks are stupid. I know a jock that back in 6th grade in his Reading class they read Shakesphere and he was in advanced English and his math class was Pre-Algebra which is and 8th grade course.
Yeah jocks usually do have rich parents and set trends with all the expensive clothes and are obssed with sports. Yeah, most teachers like them and they like never get in trouble but they aren't all bad. I'm kinda a jock but I don't play sports (unless karate and learning how to swim are sports but in swimming all we do is laps around the pool). People say I'm a jock but I'll tell you the truth about jocks.
A nerd says something stupid then a jock corrects them, then the nerd flips out then the jocks make fun of the nerd and won't stop and it will go on for days and weeks and months, thats why you see jocks making fun of people. If you flip out at a jock and they make fun of you sometimes there still is a chance for you to become their friend and be popular.
Yeah jocks usually do have rich parents and set trends with all the expensive clothes and are obssed with sports. Yeah, most teachers like them and they like never get in trouble but they aren't all bad. I'm kinda a jock but I don't play sports (unless karate and learning how to swim are sports but in swimming all we do is laps around the pool). People say I'm a jock but I'll tell you the truth about jocks.
A nerd says something stupid then a jock corrects them, then the nerd flips out then the jocks make fun of the nerd and won't stop and it will go on for days and weeks and months, thats why you see jocks making fun of people. If you flip out at a jock and they make fun of you sometimes there still is a chance for you to become their friend and be popular.
Teacher:Ok class I will be taking music requets today and I'll play the song on the computer.
Nerd:Funkytown! In a weird voice
Jocks:NO! Rap is better
Nerd:Gets All mad and flips out
Jocks:Make fun of nerd
Next Day:Jocks still are making fun of the nerd
Next Week:Jocks are still making fun of the nerd but maybe about a different subject
And it goes on
Nerd:Funkytown! In a weird voice
Jocks:NO! Rap is better
Nerd:Gets All mad and flips out
Jocks:Make fun of nerd
Next Day:Jocks still are making fun of the nerd
Next Week:Jocks are still making fun of the nerd but maybe about a different subject
And it goes on
by How bout now? April 4, 2008
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nerd:i'm such a fucking pussy i talk shit on the internet and cant even stand up for myself, i wish i wasnt such a fucking douchebag like that jock
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Rather sporty people. Similar to athletes. Jocks insult nerds. Nerds insults jocks. Are accused of not being a big contributor to society, by nerds. Make fun of nerds for not being as physically able.
Rather sporty people. Similar to athletes. Jocks insult nerds. Nerds insults jocks. Are accused of not being a big contributor to society, by nerds. Make fun of nerds for not being as physically able.
Jocks and athletes helped during evolution. Without them we wouldn't have been able to hunt effectively, obtain proteins from meat, and increase brain size. (yes, proteins did that).
Without nerds, the human population won't be as advanced as it is today, but without jocks, the human population might not be around.
The reason why our human population is able to survive, and constantly develop and advance, is the balance of nerds and jocks.
Without nerds, the human population won't be as advanced as it is today, but without jocks, the human population might not be around.
The reason why our human population is able to survive, and constantly develop and advance, is the balance of nerds and jocks.
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Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
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"Contrary to most beliefs they are sometimes good in school and do not get all the women."
"Contrary to most beliefs they are sometimes good in school and do not get all the women."
O-linmen are jocks with good grades.
by Nate February 27, 2004
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