Jizzy Crizzy

African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.

by Pedro December 2, 2003

jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohn December 23, 2010

Jizzy Joey

When one ejactulates into the palm of their hand. Proceeding to slap a bitch in the face. Smearing the semen into the eyes and mouth.

Yo dawg, that hoe tried to kiss me after giving me top. So I had to hit her with a jizzy Joey

by Supremejames June 14, 2016

jizzy phillips

Born and raised in the streets of southwest Philly. Score lord.. never seen a shot he did not like. When he shoot 3's they crowd would scream "Lay up"

Don't leave jizzy Phillips open!!!!!!

by Ed salary April 27, 2017

Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation

Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.

by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019

Jizzyboi

When a man's opinions are wrong and stupid, but the D game strong so you stay anyway 😔

I stayed with that jizzyboi Todd for WAY too long. He would say the earth was flat, but then he'd put my pussy in a bodybag

by binksbonk July 31, 2020

jizzy

adj. to describe someone so sexy that they could potentially make you jizz ya pants

yo tom my man, you're looking awfully jizzy today mate

by cheezyyyy November 30, 2021