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jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

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"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."
by Ethan August 31, 2003
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Jizume

Cum; A male gamete or reproductive cell.
DAMN I got Jonathan's jizume all over my hand!

Jizume is Kayla's play-doh

Jizume is like a slap in the face

The bitch got juzume all up in her grill.
by Kayla Quinn September 22, 2006
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jizzumped

Jerking off on a guy after jumping him.
That dude is about to get jizzumped! Man, that just adds insult to injury. It's wiggity wack.
by stephorano April 23, 2011
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jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.
Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.
by alan March 29, 2004
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jizzmatician

(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.
Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.
by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009
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jizzimistic

When a chick is so hot that looking at her makes you wanna cum.
Damn, that girl is so hot it's jizzimistic.
by tama931 October 30, 2011
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jazzum

Cumming, jizzing, bust a hard working nuter butter that's shoots notes harder than Lois Armstrong's sex appeal
Look here as I jazzum on your titts
by nigger3005 December 8, 2014
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