Jiz Crystals

the left over ejaculate in a man's underwear that rolls itself into a ball and usually hangs on the producer's pubes. The name derives from its glazed appearance.
when i took a piss this morning i looked at my dong and noticed that it was coated in jiz crystals.
by Kissofdeath September 06, 2010
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Jiz Squad

The best fucking Intramural Volleyball team at PCHS. Consisting of the musks and a couple of dirty hoes. We had the championship in our hands but lost to a couple of chode eaters and douche-bags.
Jiz Squad were the musks, and ain't nothing can change that BIOTCH!!!
IN YO FACE!!!
by Amir February 16, 2005
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triz the jiz

A crazy kid who can create his own words without thinking twice. shaved heads, the name Troy, the ability to do crazy voices, and creat your own language needed for the title of Triz the Jiz.
by Jizon February 21, 2003
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Jiz Piston

My girlfriend was feeling horny so I stuck her with my jiz piston.
by Nickelman returns August 13, 2011
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jiz face

a kid who can either be reffered to as a nerd, with many pimples
or a word you say just for fun in a crowd to see who responds with a "wat u want" or "yes"
kid: JIZ FACE!!
sum ppl in the crowd: wat u want
kid and friends: hahahaha
by max December 05, 2004
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cum guzzling jiz fountain

A whore who loves to please their various partners with oral sex.

That skank hoe is a cum guzzling jiz fountain!
by nigganigga January 27, 2007
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sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.
"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"
by taylxxr October 30, 2021
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