jerroddragon

an extremely humble and sophisticated dragon-like being containing the uncanny power to show nigger dach. his biggest weakness is that he has not mastered the art of grammar. no one has been able to kill the jerroddragon, but certain members of the british order of teadrinkers have attemped numerous times followed by miserable failure.

matt: sooo is that... maybe... a jerroddragon...?
jerroddragon: look at matt from the back, whoah

by master eye August 21, 2009

Jerked Up

The amount of whatever fluid you excrete during jerking off or jerking in general.

I jerked up a whole shot glass full of sperm!

She couldn't believe how much I jerked up on her...

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

jeered

On top, the hardest one, in control.

Dont fuck with frank he's jeered up.

by snow_reefer July 5, 2017

Jerrel

The name Jerrel is the name of a person who is a funny guy when you get to meet him. He is a shy single Pringle looking for love. It is rare to meet this type of Jerrel who is generous funny but doesn't talk much. Also don't get on his nerves though.

Jerrel you owe me 5 dallors man.

Jerrel: ight I gotchu

by Ami and sani March 25, 2017

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 13, 2005

jered

indescribable. not in the good way.

"who does that with a sausage roll. thats so jered"

by lizz<3 November 20, 2006

Jerred<3

Jerred is someone you DO NOT want to lose. He is the most caring guy you will ever meet. He listens to whatever you have to say, be it funny, serious or just completely random. He is smart, cute, funny, strong, athletic, caring, and over all such a loveable person with not a single flaw. Perfect in the eyes of many. He is so strong, mentally and physically. He goes though really rough things that other people could never handle, but he does and he doesn't let a single thing affect him.

Jerred is super cute you could just look at him all day and never get bored. Even with the slightest smile or smirk he will melt your heart until you're nothing but a puddle on the ground. And when he barely glances at you, you get an instant sensation of butterflies.

Even if you aren't dating Jerred, he consumes all of your thoughts until all you can think about is him. No one in the world can compare to him, he is so special. One of a kind.

Just perfect<3.

No one can compare to him, he is Jerred<3.

by "A" Nobody9 June 18, 2019