Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.
Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.
by NiggaNoit October 06, 2019
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Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?
by Valo January 01, 2005
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Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January
by THE GUYSSS November 02, 2019
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jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
by de lynn June 29, 2008
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Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
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Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.
Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010
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Jerk off January

Jerk of January is when you wank all month nonstop. Try make your ballsacks look like raisins
Its jerk off January lets wank all month
by xxxvideos.com November 27, 2019
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