jerkoff

a real jackass, messes with other people for their own amusement

guy 1: hey that guy beat me up for no reason

guy 2: that guy is a jerkoff

by kentaru September 29, 2009

Jergin

A word used to fill as an adjective or verb. Not used as a sexual term to fill a term such as jer"k"in off. Can take place of anything you want it to depending on how you conjugate the word. Jerger automatically means pussy.

You are a jerger. Stop jergin me right now. The vikings just got jerged.

by Carl Gerbschmidtt December 7, 2009

Jerkoff

A guy that makes me a little uneasy.

Hey that jerkoff over there is making me a little uneasy.

by Matt,Nick and C.J March 31, 2008

jargogle

1. to befuddle

2. to mess up

I jargogled this song in Guitar Hero.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

jargoning

To use jargon specific to an area of expertise you and at least one of the people you're talking to understands that is unfamiliar to other people around you; thus excluding them from your conversation.

Civil engineering student 1: "Hey, check out that spiral reinforced column over there, I wonder what the dead load is on that member?"

Civil engineering student 2: "About as much as I load on your mom every night."

Dumbass arstie: "Despite the jargoning, I understand you just burned your friend pretty good, huh?"

by Swyss April 28, 2007

Jergulation

When you take teeman( any article or matter that is in the club), and attach it to a hose. Then you take the hose and douse the world/people with its frothy awsomeness. Thus, you have accomplished Jergulation!

Reverend Sanchez, I am only but a follower of Jergulationism, wishing to spread my love everywhere!

by TheHuman-Teemaner/Jergulator June 3, 2010

Jargoogle

to accidentally mistype a word or phrase into a search engine box and be confused, surprised or horrified by the results.

Derived from jargogle (obscure): to confuse or jumble, conjoined with a rather well known internet company.

"Errm, I meant to type Spaghetti with Cockles. I think I just jargoogled that, I looked at the images and obviously Rule 34 applies." >.<

(example based on real life experience, i'm now scarred forever and will get naughty thoughts eating pasta)

by janiceledarke December 31, 2010