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Jason Friedberg

One of satan's workers who, along with partner Aaron Selzter, plots to destroy the world by releasing so many terrible films that our sense of humor is lost forever, thus thrusting the world into a constant state of being pissed off.
"Why did you kill that guy?"

"I watched a Jason Friedberg movie and I just needed to kill somebody to settle down."
by Nick Den October 20, 2008
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Jason

A common name for a male. Comes from Greek láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. This person will usually get annoyed by small things. This person is usually not very athletic. Will usually make friends quickly, but only a few friends will be considered good friends to this person. Insults frequently with no hurtful intention, just to tease.
He is Jason; Jason is his name; Jason is good at math;
by worldnamedefinitions December 2, 2013
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Jason Guo

A small chubby boy, who cannot talk to any girls. He does not do well in class and uses his riches to try attract woman but still fails to achieve. A chinese boy who fails to make his parents proud.
Oh no its Jason Guo, not again
by 0bwon February 1, 2022
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St Jason of Bubba

An exclamation used when something nice happening. A really nice surprise.
Oh St Jason of Bubba!! I found my lost kitten.
by lucykins September 22, 2005
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Jason Allison

One of the illest hockey players ever to lace up the skates. He is an assist machine, and sleeps probably 16 hours a day.
WOW.. Jason Allison just did a wiley dangle around the Atlanta defenseman and fed it to Lindros for the easy tap-in.
by thecanibusman April 28, 2006
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Jason Stackhouse

The older brother of Sookie Stackhouse in the HBO series True Blood based off of the Charlaine Harris novels.
Andy Bellefleur: Jason Stackhouse must be the murderer!
by fangbanger3 August 10, 2009
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Jason

A sexy beast of unnatural proportions. A lover of women. Eats pussy like a king. Loves his woman. Is loyal. Never Corrupted in anyway. Gives his all in every single thing he does. A Magician.
That Jason...Ain't he somethin'?
by The_OtherGirlz_ May 29, 2014
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