japipe

Another word for the urethra

"Argh your finger went into my japipe"

by We-kill-suckers July 29, 2006

Japping Off

The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.

Guy: "Yeah man, I collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, I just hope I can keep up my top 5% class rank with all of my extracurriculars. What about you? What did you get on your SAT again?"

Guy #2: "No one cares about your college shit bro. Stop japping off.""

by Shugamoe September 13, 2012

jappbar

Används för att beskriva en person som man skulle kunna tänka sig delta i en parningsakt med. Oberoende av eventuella behov av papperspåse eller liknande medel för att utföra nämnd akt.

"Hon är jappbar"
"Hon kanske inte är så snygg men hon är jappbar"

by CHeekt May 7, 2016

Japheth

Cedar-huffing, fart-blasting, cookie-loving young male.

That Japheth has been huffing that chest for last 2 hours.

by Dr. Ewkline March 9, 2017

Jasper

Jasper is a human (we are not sure of gender) who makes little sense and we are all certain he is a sociopath.

"It's not a free country when I'm around"
"I'm not wanking. I'm face wanking"
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes"

"You're not making much sense today... A Jasper day"

by 68916620 October 7, 2017

Jasper

Lee Jong Suk's man

Sexy af

Hottest man alive

1: Hey have you seen Jasper?

2: Yeah that guy is the hottest alive

by JjOfficialB August 15, 2018

jasper

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. charming so you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor

*sigh of bitterness and frustration* i dont know what to do im so confused and dont know what to do. i really like jasper but hes so confusing!!! i need to get over him but hes so charming and something about him so entirely loveable.

by fedmsb April 21, 2011