pan jammer

A massive turd

Call the plumber I've just released a mighty pan jammer.

by hooblemeyer October 27, 2016

jimmers

a midget hanging from ones neck by a chain

yo yo my jimmers is bling blingin'

by skim October 25, 2003

Toe Jammer

1. Someone who intentially jams their toes to attract the opposite sex.

2. A weirdo who likes to put their toes in the top of a milk jug so no milk comes out. Often causing a riot during breakfast hours.

3. Someone who likes to rub grape jam on their toes and stick two slices of bread on top to make a sandwich.

2. Guy 1: I Want some fucking milk
Guy 2: You can't cuz Brad has his toes blocking the milk flow.
Guy 1: Damn, Brad is such a Toe Jammer.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

jammer

Slang for a joint.

Dude let's go smoke a jammer.

by double-a November 25, 2006

Log Jammer

It's a water-ride at Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.

Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.

Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.

Johnny: Good call.

by Stickyrikky July 14, 2009

wind jammer

A bloke who pops his cock up your arse so you can,t fart

don,t drop your soap in front of him..he,s a wind jammer

by taquin bleent June 22, 2005

Jammer

another way of saying panic attack or anxiety

"are you awake buddy? i'm having a jammer" or "that plug was so sketchy he gave me a jammer"

by tiamittons October 29, 2019