fart jail

The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.

My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.

by mountain_man77 July 12, 2012

horny jail

A jail for horny people

Horny person: Oooohhhh I feel a boner coming on. I'm so horny I could nut to some good ol' anime
Other person: That's it, you're going to horny jail

by gameing October 23, 2020

jail time

The time you are willing to spend in jail to have sex with a minor.

"Man, i'd do some jail time for her."

by Christson January 11, 2008

jail bitch

a man that gets raped up the ass every day in jail. Otherwise a John.

Hey John come here you jailbitch.

by clit commander May 7, 2003

Horny jail

A place where horny people go to not be horny any more and get splashed holy water on them.

Person:GO TO HORNY JAIL

by Ceris April 9, 2021

jail bait

A male or female, who by state law is underage, but doesn't look it.

"Look at that wordhoney/word over there."
"She's 15, mah wordbrutha/word."
"Damn jail bait..."
"wordWerd/word."

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

MSN-Jail

when you are trying to leave your computer but you can't get off MSN Messenger because one of your friends (or a hot chick) is talking to you, and it is entertaining/worth your while to keep talking.

"I was late catching my bus home from work today because some of my buddies trapped me in MSN-Jail"

"I missed out on an office lunch today because some bitch trapped me in MSN-Jail...goddamnit..."

by Ryan Cash December 9, 2007