Jacques

Is the type of guy who never cleans his penis covered with dick cheese. A very dirty man

I’m going to Jacques house later, hopefully he’s cleaned himself up

by Unoptimizable November 22, 2021

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Jacques

The fucking wheely man, little, feeble, ill, horny
Lovable though

Jacques is a little feeble man

by KanoReeves November 23, 2021

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Jacques is the world sexiest man on the planet.

Jacques is not a siensien like tom and baptiste are

Jacques has the best name in the world but no one know it
The best “Jacques” person is Jacques Mouly

My name is Jacques

by Jacques Mouly November 23, 2021

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jean jacques

Another word for jesus christ

Jean jacques! Where have you been?

by Ricardx November 24, 2021

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Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!

Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…

by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024

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