jacking-off

masturbation

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.

by Sarah August 3, 2003

jacking off

rubbin ur penis wit ur hands or objects
it feels wicked good but its not as good as pussy so guys do it when theyre not gettin any

all guys do it like evry day im doin it right now

by billy bob December 14, 2003

i-jacking

The crime of stealing electronic music players and/or other electronic media. Derived from the surge of I-Pod related thefts in recent years.

I was the victim of an i-jacking when my MP3 player was stolen from my car.

by LuLu1972 August 4, 2007

Clit Jacking

When a female, during a raunchy sexual escapade, starts to rub her clit in a vigorous way in order to get off faster.

So I hook up with this sandwich artist, I met while ordering a footlong meatball, and right as I'm about to pull out and paint a portrait on her stomach she starts clit jacking, gets off, and puts her uniform back on before I finish.

by Daemien Dawe January 13, 2009

high jacking

The act of masturbation on an airplane.

Joe: Hey bra, you were in the bathroom for a really long time.
Jim: Dude, I was just high jacking, gotta get in the mile high club somehow.

by willklinton September 6, 2013

Jacking Off

The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.

Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008

jacking off

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007