Jack Daniels-ized

The unexplainable phenomenon that causes young men to urinate themselves while passed out as a result of drinking an excessive amount of Jack Daniel's whiskey. Innocent beds, couches, and chairs are frequently the victims of this heinous crime. Generally speaking, the offender is a recidivist, and is unaware of their drunken actions until it is too late.

"Dude, why's your couch outside?" "Oh, Kevin Jack Daniels-ized it again last night."

by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006

jack dat shit

to take/steal something

say i just took someone's id they had in their hand:

Me: I just jack dat shit.

by Sterv A. Hamitlton February 28, 2009

jack & danny

Slang for the female genitalia. Jack & Danny (fanny)

Mary lifted her skirt and said " do you like my Jack & Danny ?"

by Ricky Rox December 10, 2007

Jack Douglass

Jack Patrick Douglass is an American Youtuber. He does comedy, music, PMS (Parodies, Music videos, Sketches) and much more. Legend has it that he's a gay flat-earthed moon-truther furry with a gargantuan forehead. And he hosts a show called YIAY (Yesterday, I Asked You).

Jack Douglass is a good youtuber

by SouthernDude May 13, 2020

jack doesn't come out of the box

A lack of sexual relations in a man-woman relationship.

She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.

by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011

Jack Diddley

One of the leading characters in the 1984 underground movie "Suburbia", played by Chris Pedersen.

This blonde headed punk finds the protagonist, Evan Johnson, on the streets, and invites him to the T.R. house since he has no where else to go.

"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." - Jack Diddley

by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008

Jack Dick

When a male drinks so much alcohol, he can't get it up.

He had so much to drink at the bar, when he finally got the girl home he had Jack Dick and couldn't perform.

by rhinoguy September 11, 2005