Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.

Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

Jaded

Having so much bad stuff happen to a person to the point where they feel kinda numb.

Man, I feel so bad for her. She's so jaded.

by frankiebob April 9, 2004

jacked

very strong, huge muscles

Has he been working out? He looks jacked!

by meeeeeee July 1, 2004

jaded mandarin

jaded means tired, or worn out
mandarin, in the old Chinese world, means the highest in power and wisdom.

amy called the boss a jaded mandarin

by denise jade May 29, 2008

jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004

jacelin

A jacelin is a beautiful girl that has a bigger butt than you.

Damn bro look , I think the new girl is a jacelin , she has a BIG butt and is hot af.

by FrosstyShane April 29, 2016

jaceten

Jaceten is a type of person that he will say that he hates you but her doesn't. He can be irritating at time but really he is an awesome person at heart, he loves to play video games and love to go outside. He will make a lot of friends. He is also loves attention but he doesn't like being bothered time to time. He also has been through rough times, he'll make you smile and feel happiness even if he doesn't feel it himself. He'll take awesome care of you and will treat you like a queen if you treat him nicely also. He is one of the most best people you'll ever meet and you'll regret if you break him and tore him apart.

Girl 1: OMG! Look at Jaceten!! He looks so CUTEEE!
Girl 2: I know right!!
Jaceten: Hey girls, what's going good?

by boycrazy?nah October 27, 2020