Jlovesmac1, Jarmaine, is a youtube beauty guru, best known for her make up and hair tips and tutorials.
by neime September 11, 2011
Get the jlovesmac1 mug.A bunch of twats who call their music 'RnB' when really it's just badly disguised chav pop. Everyone things they're well fit. They're not and they regularly involve themselves in various sexual activities with each other.
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Get the JLS mug.by Neen March 11, 2004
Get the jlo mug.Code word for Blow Job by swaping the leading letters of the two words. Really funny to say... Which means girls will like saying it, which is half the battle!!!
James - "Man, I could go for a jlow bob right now..."
Thomas - "Dude, I'm married, I haven't had a jlow bob in 5 years!"
Jennifer - "I love saying the word jlow bob cause it's soo funny to say! Actually, I haven't given James a jlow bob in a long time, I should surprise him tonight!"
Thomas - "Dude, I'm married, I haven't had a jlow bob in 5 years!"
Jennifer - "I love saying the word jlow bob cause it's soo funny to say! Actually, I haven't given James a jlow bob in a long time, I should surprise him tonight!"
by appoaf March 4, 2010
Get the jlow bob mug."Just Lose Weight" - a non-sequiter, or set of instructions that has no bearing whatsoever on the actual context.
Patient to doctor: "My knee hurts."
Doctor: "JLW"
Patient to doctor: "I've got a rash on my forehead."
Doctor: "JLW."
Doctor: "JLW"
Patient to doctor: "I've got a rash on my forehead."
Doctor: "JLW."
by sruths October 10, 2008
Get the JLW mug.Initials standing for Jack the Lad Swing, used for the crappy boyband that is the bratty little love child of the X factor, a UK singing show. The 4 boys involved are only famous because pre teen girls fancy them all and dream of marrying them, not due to any real musical ability or singing talent. They spend their time bringing out condoms with their names on the to make sure teens 'Just Love Safe' not actually writing meaningful lyrics of their own. For example their lyrics to the song 'Everybody in love'-
Every minutes like an hour,
Every hours like a day,
Every day lasts forever,
....
I’d wait forever and a day for you.
According to their system they'd wait for an hour and a day for their girlfriend and then bugger off.
Every minutes like an hour,
Every hours like a day,
Every day lasts forever,
....
I’d wait forever and a day for you.
According to their system they'd wait for an hour and a day for their girlfriend and then bugger off.
Jenny: OMG I love JLS! I'm seeing them in concert.
Alice: Shut up, you wouldn't like them if you didn't think they were fit. They can't sing anyway.
Alice: Shut up, you wouldn't like them if you didn't think they were fit. They can't sing anyway.
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