I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs

“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

by That smart nigga January 27, 2024

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop

It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!

Treat: I will use code *****
Gone: STFU TREAT USE CODE NOT_JELO IN THE ITEM SHOP

by Use code Not_Jelo March 30, 2019

Wet item

Pakistani restaurant menu items that are soupy in nature such as Nihari

Bro 1: Bro I can’t decide what I want to eat.
Bro 2: do you want dry item or wet item?

by Irf.0 June 10, 2019

Item

It means penis

Put the item away!!

by hoedduk May 31, 2024

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

item asylum

cool awesome game inspired by games like randomizer, infinite welfare, and allusions.

I FUCKING LOVE ITEM ASYLUM!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

by coolman_1128 November 25, 2023

Item Abuse (SMM2)

Item Abuse in SMM/SMM2 is vastly different than the three ROM-hacks created by PangaeaPanga. Item Abuse in Super Mario Maker is mainly focused on holdable "Items" that are in the game. It ranges from Shell Jumps and Midair Item tricks, to extremely difficult item juggling levels.

"I just watched a video of an Item Abuse (SMM2) level called 'Shutdown' by Random5314."

by Malinkel_ May 22, 2022