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Incompetence

The collective noun for a group of managers.
Eg. An incompetence of managers
by Rafk2 August 2, 2022
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Incomputerment

Someone who is Incompetent when it comes to Computers.
One must have eternal patience with those who are incomputerment.
by byronius2 September 27, 2022
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Incompetence

Camilla Perez Lundhagen.

"Jeg har mild hypotermi. 👉👈"

She had a recorded temprature of 46 degrees.

It wasnt even minus degrees outside. 💀

This is what a average person with incompetence can find to say.
You have clear incompetence Camilla.
by Wekano September 14, 2023
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incompute

Totally lacking in sensibility, reasoning, or strategic calculation; acting without mental processing, foresight, or intellectual rigor. Describes decisions or behaviors made without analysis, computation, modeling, or even basic rational processing.

Origin:
compute → to think logically, calculate, reason
in- → not; without
→ incompute = without computation; without calculation; without strategic reasoning.
His response to the crisis was utterly incompute — no planning, no logic, no computation at all.

The tariff war was so incompute that even calculators filed for emotional distress.

A leader who makes incomputed decisions exposes an entire nation to risk. The tariff announcements were a textbook case.

incomputely (adv.) — “He acted incomputely.”
incomputed (adj.) — “An incomputed decision.”
incomputation (n.) — total lack of computational foresight.

As a noun:
“Don’t be an incompute — think for two seconds before you act.”
“He kept making the same mistake; the guy’s a total incompute.”
“You’re being incompute right now. Slow down, compute, and try again.”
by LexiconBaldwin December 3, 2025
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professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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creative incompetence

The shitty life hack, where someone asks you to do something and you do it so badly you are never asked to do it again.

"Creative incompetence"is defined by a paradoxical outlook that requires the incompetent person to use more energy and thought to do the task badly than to do it correctly in the first place.
Paris Hilton never liked being a DJ so, using a little creative incompetence, she designed set lists that included Norwegian mining songs and Hentai movie sound tracks. She now works incognito as a nail technician on Sunset Blvd.
by anonymous September 24, 2021
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Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
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