Cock holster

One who's sole purpose is to be a receptacle for cock

Her singular existence on earth is to be a cock holster whether it's in her mouth, vag, hands, or anus.

by Mick diggler August 2, 2023

Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022

Meat holster

Also known as underwear (boxers, briefs, etc)

After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster

by Juhhhh June 11, 2022

simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

simp holster

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice

Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

Holster Hugger

Wannabe Cops. People that want to be best friends with anyone in a law enforcement uniform.

That person wants to be a cop so bad, but they are just a holster hugger.

by anonymous October 28, 2022

Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

by Garcher April 23, 2022