desert rain

When you ejaculate onto a woman's (or man's) face and proceed to throw sand at them so it sticks to their head.

Bitch wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a little desert rain.

by desertrain August 4, 2008

desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.

Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!

by Snake January 16, 2005

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

desert theory

a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.

Also known as 'just deserts.'

Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.

by JustDeserts November 26, 2010

Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.

Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.

by J Chasky July 25, 2006

Desert bunny

Is an unattractive female that deploys with the military and becomes hot due to the lack of other women

Once the deployment ends the desert bunny returns stateside and becomes ugly once again

by Anararithil January 5, 2023

Desert bluffs

Our neighboring town to nightvale but not as nice and kind and beautiful as nightvale

"Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"

by Cailliop August 26, 2017