lgbtq imposter

The act of becoming gay to get in the girls sleepover

Bro I’m an lgbtq imposter I got into the girls sleepover

by 429_69pp April 22, 2020

Sussy Imposter Balls

Sussy imposter balls are the manufactured balls that are surgically implanted into artificial scrotii of a transgender person or someone who lost their testicles. (possibly rape dwarf related)

The traps in the red light district have sussy imposter balls
Drag Queen sussy imposter balls
Amogus sussy imposter balls
Kanye East got the sussy imposter balls from fortnite

Sussy imposter balls torture (gone sexual)
Candice sussy imposter balls fit in your mouth

by Women Moment May 4, 2021

the impossible quiz

a quiz made by splapp-me-do where the quiz taker has to answer 110 questions (120 in the sequel). some require insane logic, fast reflexes, and just pure luck. there are bombs in some questions and if they go off, you'll lose all of your lives. bomb times can reach from 15 seconds, to 1 second (seriously). in the first, the only thing to help you are skips (but they are useless due to the fact that question 110 is use all 7 skips). in the second, a new thing is featured: the fusestopper. it destroys the bomb in a question to give you more time to think. the quiz is availible on addictinggames (no music though), newgrounds, notdoppler, and other websites.

Question 1 from the impossible quiz:
How many holes in a polo? Answer: 4

Question 1 from the impossible quiz 2:
Where does the general keep his soldiers? Answer: Up his sleevies.

by Fruity PoPs October 14, 2007

impussyble

adj. - a woman that in no conceivable way would have sex with the other parties at hand. Out of his league, untouchable or "only in your dreams". Only used when no one present has any realistic and/or legal means of penetrating the pussy of the subject, direct object or indirect object which the adjective refers to. (In a grammatical sense; this does not imply that women are subjects or objects.) May also refer to a hook up that no one believes and is totally unverifiable.
Other spellings: impussable, impussible, im-fucking-pussyble.

Jessica Alba is impussyble!

A: Dude I hooked up with that cheerleader after our World of Warcraft session last night.
B: Impussyble!

by Mission Impussyble April 10, 2007

imposter sus

when the imposter is sus 😳😳😳

ayo i think brian is very imposter sus

by phy2u March 27, 2021

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by Among us imposter sussy at 3am October 31, 2021

impossicleavage

Mind-boggling cleavage of unrealistic proportions that will never be encountered or experienced in the everyday, merely seen thanks to a particular medium. Impossicleavage is an example of the hyperreal and, by and large, is a construct rather than a naturally occurring state of boob.

Dude 1 - Facebook's sidebar ads for dating and singles sites seem to feature an inordinate amount of impossicleavage.
Dude 2 - I concur. Let us conduct exhaustive research.
Dude 1 - Capital.

by Danny K. April 4, 2009