To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
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Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
Get the Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? mug.An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.
"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
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