Ikea-easy

Any task that is seemingly simple to preform and furthermore appears to be easily handed by all others but yourself. Like assembling Ikea furniture, you always seem to end up with 2 "extra" screws that don't belong anywhere.

- Dad, please come help, I have a flat!
- Come on, son, I'm not coming out to change a tire. Anyone can do that, it's easy!
- You mean: Ikea-easy. Never mind, I'll manage.

by ENOCH'S DAD January 3, 2015

IKEA tits

Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off

I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.

by Subbuteokid December 4, 2022

ikea-fy

When one purposely furnishes their house with furniture and items from Ikea.

Once we have our own house, I want to ikea-fy every room in it.

by OGFett June 2, 2011

Ikea Cram

The common attempt by college students and 20-somethings that don't own minivans to fit IKEA boxed furniture into vehicles that simply aren't designed to fit them. In addition to this, they somehow attempt to cram people into the vehicle that is already packed with boxes of furniture. In some cases this results in boxes sticking out of the trunk, windows. This does not apply to things that are tied to the roof with twine. That's just ghetto.

Damnit Ryan, how in the hell am I supposed to fit all of this crap in your car?

We'll just do the ikea cram, it will all fit.

by Russianhaxor August 17, 2011

IKEA wrist

The wrist soreness that one experiences following an afternoon of constructing IKEA furniture.

I can't lift anything right now. I'm nursing a case of IKEA wrist.

by Superscooper September 7, 2009

Ikea Boy

A Stereotype of a guy who indulges in buying designer furniture and decor, or watches HGTV and subscribes to the Horchow catalog to satisfy an empty part of his life. The majority is often Emo or Gay, but also includes guys in the entertainment industry, and urban loners with too much money. The title, Tyler Durden (Pitt; alternate personality), gave himself(Norton) in the movie, "Fight Club".

Near the end of Fight Club, when Tyler stands up to... himself;
-"Now why would you want to put a gun to your head?"
-"Not my head Tyler; Our head."
-"Interesting... Where you going with this, Ikea boy."

"Ron, Your lamp shade matches your coasters... This is your dorm room! When did you become an Ikea boy?" -not Fight Club

by John O. B. October 22, 2008

IKEA Date

A IKEA Date is a type of date where you go to IKEA together and mess around. Maybe buy some stuff or grab some food if your there, just have a great time in IKEA.

Hey do you want to go on a IKEA Date?

by OGKeck October 22, 2019