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hypocrite

when a person doesn't allow another person to do something that they themselves use to do..AKA my parents
you're too young to be goin to unsupervised parties and hangin with your friends.. even tho maybe i did that a couple times when i was even younger then you
by snickazzz May 13, 2005
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hypocrite

a person who says something that they don't want you to do and then they goand do it their selves
KS:"don't copy it!"
CM:"ok what evers."
KS:"hey rachel,"
Rach:"what?"
KS:"i just copied a page off her site!"
R:"That's wrong!"
CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's!"
KS:"i don't care!"
CM:"she's a hypocrite!"
by glover101 December 18, 2007
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Musical hypocrite

A highly irritating person who claims that music is their life because they listen to it a lot. Most tend not to even be able to play an instrument and it isn't earning them money.

You often find them on Myspace.
She's a musical hypocrite because she says that music is her life when it's obviously not seeing as it's not her profession, at all.
by S:RM May 20, 2007
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hypocrite

Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!

Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.
by humans are all equal.. December 4, 2010
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hypocreacher

Combination of hypocrite and teacher. One of the worst kinds of teachers, they like to rag on students for bad habits or mistakes, but then they make those same mistakes infront of the class. Upon their mistake being pointed out in front of the entire class, they will flip out, go on long rants about respect, and usually make the one who pointed out their mistake pay.
Fred: My new Biology teacher is amazing. He is the best.
George: Lucky, I got stuck with a hypocreacher. She is the worst

Teacher: Now remember class, a lot is spelt as two words. Some of you have been making the mistake of spelling it as one word. (mistakenly writes "alot" on the board)
Student 1:(obvisiously confused) Excuse me, didn't you say a lot is spelt as two words.
Student 2: Yeah!, you just got done telling us that.
(teacher looks at board, realizes the mistake)
Teacher:(angrily) It isn't nice to correct at teacher, it is disrespectful.......
Teacher: Now you two, you both have to write a 400 page essay on respect
by Ditter December 7, 2006
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Hypocrition

You told her she can't cheat on you when you slept with her sister? That is such a hypocrition.
by Falcon92 July 27, 2009
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Hypocritdemic

1)The combination of "hypocrite" and "pandemic".

2)When more than one hypocrite gets together with another, only to beget more hypocrites.
-"Wow, did you see Suzee and Marian with Kimmy?"
-"Yeah, it was a bubblegum hypocritdemic heading our way."
by KayWoods December 28, 2011
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