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Hoolin

(hool-in)
1) The state in which one (or more) people are said to be, boolin, wildin, or foolin
2) To be in a calm, relaxed state of mind
3) To be joking, or acting super silly

(Not related to juuling in any way shape or form)
1) y’all straight hoolin if you think I studied for this test
2) “yo what’re you doing in here?” “just hoolin and watching some Bob Ross”
3) calm down, I’m just hoolin around
by hoolin fool January 31, 2018
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hooligan Christian

She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)

Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it

Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy

Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)

Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long
Hooligan Christian is steezy kane's homie
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 29, 2020
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* Little Kids Running On Lawn *

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holtzbag

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I dont know about her she has sex with so many men shes gonna get pregnant
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look at all those hools going at each other in the terrace!
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