Hoses

A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.

Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now

by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

Chattanooga Horseshoe

Chattanooga Horseshoe

A large amount of chewing tobacco placed inside the lower lip from end to end, resembling that of a horseshoe in shape.

"Jim Bob, it sure is a long drive from Chattanooga to Knoxville. I'm gonna need a Chattanooga Horseshoe to get me through this bitchin' drive."

by mattdebeach November 30, 2018

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Jimmy's horseshoe

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.

Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.

by instaphammed February 22, 2022

annas horses

A website on the internet cosisting of clips of a women performing sexual acts on horses.
It is rather perverted but kinda funny!

Jake: Have you checked ou annas horses?

Jimmie D: You are fucked up mate lol

by Shermand September 27, 2009

horseshoe

when you place a line of cocaine along a toilet seat, creating a horseshoe shape.

man, there was no tank on the back of that toilet so I had to use the seat and do a horseshoe.

by ericj4 August 17, 2013

Honses

it is honse. he run, very fast.

Man 1:Bro...Honses
Man 2: who is honses
Man1: Honses is not just a physical object but a mindset created by the Gods

by Hertini December 6, 2021