hippy crack

nitrous oxcide aka nitrous aka nos aka n20 aka laughing gas

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Hippy Fiasco

Spontaneous musical cross country tour. Must not have planned dates. Venues include basements, porches, living rooms, backyards, bars, festivals, etc... Audience members may also bring instruments to play with the entertainer. A Hippy Fiasco shares philosophy and music with as many people as it can reach in the attempt to transcend and develop common language and understanding of the universe.

Nathan Scott Moore is leading a Hippy Fiasco to a living room near you.

by kval9lives April 15, 2011

Hipster Repellent

Overproduced, mainstream music that is useful only for deterring hipsters from venturing too close to your automobile.

Jak: "Yo man dawg, dem hipsters be ridin' right close up to our bumper. We need to blast sum hipster repellent pronto!"

D: "Ain't no thang. I'll just pop sum o' dat Lil Wayne Taio Cruz LMFAO shit in 2 da tape deck and we'll be solid bro."

by HYLGMS March 1, 2012

Over-The-Counter Hipster

Over-The-Counter Hipsters also Cashier Hipsters who rely on their own income. Commonly found behind or "over-the-counter" as the cashier at Beacon's Closet, Ozzies, etc. Usually wearing something they may have found while on the job at Beacon's Closet. Most often found a cranky mess because they can no longer rely on their parents for money and must do it themselves, therefore, they become an Over-The-Counter or Cashier Hipster.

Beacon's Closet customer: Excuse me, I'd like to try on this funky and unusual dress shirt. Could you hold my other items here at the counter or should I bring them into the dressing room with me?

Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.

by Madeleine Gruder May 27, 2009

dystopian hipster theme park

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017

hippy flip

The act of ingesting mushrooms and ecstasy at the same time for a heightened euphoric experience.

I got trippy visuals during my roll when I found some shrooms and hippy flipped.

by MofoSam June 9, 2003

Hipstafrication

1. The buying and renovation of lofts and stores in deteriorated urban neighborhoods by young hipsters. Despite their flamboyant presentations of independence and hipsterness, their rents are paid by their rich parents.

2. An instance of hipstafrying; the condition of being hipstafried.

3. See: Williamsburg, Bushwick, etc.

"Gentrification has very little to do with white hipsters moving into the ‘hood'" - Carmen Van Kerckhove

...Hipstafrication however, has everything to do with it.

by skybloom May 2, 2009