Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.
This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!
This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!
by em el soups February 9, 2019
Get the Helmer-Pod mug.The top of a penis shaft. It resembles an equipment helmet thats used in sports to protect your head from injury.
Woman "My boyfriends pink helmet is so big, I almost chocked trying to suck it."
Man "I clubbed that stripper on the head so hard with my pink helmet, she went to the hospital with a concussion!"
Man "I clubbed that stripper on the head so hard with my pink helmet, she went to the hospital with a concussion!"
by FernandoAl December 1, 2013
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The first meaning is another name for the head of the penis. Due to the similarity of shape and positioning on the end of the penis.
However you can also call someone a 'helmet'. You would use this if they are acting like a total idiot by saying or doing ridiculous things.
However you can also call someone a 'helmet'. You would use this if they are acting like a total idiot by saying or doing ridiculous things.
"we fucked all night, and now my helmet is red raw!"
"I'm sick of him always pulling his balls out in front of everyone when he's drunk- he acts like a total helmet!"
"I'm sick of him always pulling his balls out in front of everyone when he's drunk- he acts like a total helmet!"
by Eminence of vulgarity December 13, 2012
Get the Helmet mug.A helmet is British slang word that's used to describe an individual who's being stupid or has completely no reputation to join a conversation or add their opinion.
Gary: So yeah I was walking down the street yeah and this stunn--
Oliver: Yeah but I don't care.
Gary: Who the fuck is this helmet? Jog on.
Oliver: Yeah but I don't care.
Gary: Who the fuck is this helmet? Jog on.
by Lawterian August 26, 2017
Get the Helmet mug.this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face
last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 11, 2007
Get the russian war helmet mug.The act of placing your testicles over a girls eyes and laying your penis down the length of her nose.
by DPM March 1, 2004
Get the roman helmut mug.1. some one who acts retarded
2. what the retard would wear if he bought the helmet
3. a mental case or total basket case so spasmatic that he or she may need to wear a helmet to protect themself from head injuries from their own lack of competence
4. NOT TOO SWIFT
2. what the retard would wear if he bought the helmet
3. a mental case or total basket case so spasmatic that he or she may need to wear a helmet to protect themself from head injuries from their own lack of competence
4. NOT TOO SWIFT
helmet box HELMET BOX
Whats his problem
he tried to put on the box and i took it and put the helmet on for him hes not to swift thats why we call him HELMET BOX
Whats his problem
he tried to put on the box and i took it and put the helmet on for him hes not to swift thats why we call him HELMET BOX
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 23, 2007
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