by annabananathesafetybanner May 5, 2009
Get the Harpenden mug.1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.
2) Retailers who don't understand "no."
2) Retailers who don't understand "no."
"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."
"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."
"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."
by Chick Geek April 10, 2009
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The funniest Fedora wearing person on the planet, he believes that batman can beat Goku, and he is correct. Also is the sexiest person ever created
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usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
Get the man the harpoons mug.When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
Get the rusty harpoon mug.When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
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by trueboo July 13, 2005
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