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Harikesh

Most commonly known as Mr Steal Your Stekki, a harikesh is a species of veg bear that is found in the beans trees of the Johannesburg jungle. When a harikesh comes out of (the closet) hibernation, he seeks out partners to copulate with as the harikesh becomes a sexually frustrated bear who steals other males girls, it does not matter what species they are
Yo bro did you see that harikesh yesterday. He gayly roared at me. I then proceeded to shit my pants and I saw he got a boner.
by zero.orez September 17, 2018
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Harding University

A maximum security prison in Searcy, Arkansas that masquerades as an institution of higher learning. Harding will kick you out for having "sexual relations" with the opposite sex which include 2nd base and on. They will kick you out for drinking alcohol even if you are legal age and for using tobacco products. Dancing is prohibited. Any student caught in the home of the opposite sex is subject to expulsion. Dorms are segregated by gender and members of the opposite sex are not allowed in. Once a month they have "open house" where members of the opposite sex are allowed in your dorm room but you have to keep the door open for RA checks. The typical Harding student will get married at 21 because they are sick of waiting to have sex.
Other than period trips to Wal Mart, students stay in their ivory tower that is the school campus. Searcy has absolutely nothing of value in it. For "fun" students can go to Little Rock but if you run into another student while doing something against the rules then you can expect to be expelled.

Daily chapel attendance is mandatory and if you don't attend church on Sunday you are viewed as a heathen. Harding does not have Fraternities or Sororities. They have clubs, which act in much the same way without the benefits of a national frat or sorority. If anyone dares to criticize the policies or ideology that Harding espouses they are told "You knew what Harding was like before you came here".

Harding will emotionally and spiritually cripple you.
Gary: I'm so excited! I got into Harding University!

Hank: Dude, they accept anyone that breathes.

Gary: Still, at least I'll be getting a solid Christian education in a good environment.

Hank: Please go to the Harding University entry on Urban Dictionary

Gary: Holy cow man. I didn't know it was like that.

Hank: Yeah man, want to go to a state school with me? We can have all the booze and girls we want.

Gary: Fuck yeah.
by Lou Putz October 2, 2012
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Harding

If this girl thinks I'm too nice I might end up in the Harding.
by Scottford Lawrence Weatherall December 15, 2008
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HARDISTY

A term used to define a partner that has porn star like qualities... Also used to describe greatness in any form or the best of somthing...
female: OMG he did me like a hardisty!

dude #1: that party was awesome!
dude #2: i know it was so hardisty!
by chinese philosoper June 20, 2009
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hardio

It's when you do a hard cardio workout.
"Man we definitely did a hardio run today with that 10 mile run."
by athena4peace October 7, 2008
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Hardika

Hardika is a very kind hearted girl . She is straight from heart . She is a friendly person and cares for everyone . She is the person with whom you can share your each and everything . She never spokes behind anyone . She is a sporty person and loves friendly match . She is indeed beautiful both from outside and inside too .
She is the best person you have meet till now .
Love her with your heart and you will be able to be happy for your whole lifetime. Being in love with her is the best decision you have every taken
Hardika is such a nice girl who gets friendly with everyone and cares for everyone
by Angle heart forever November 23, 2021
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hardiot

Literally a hardy idiot. A person who admits a mistake, bravely gets up and keeps going.
guy1: "You know you said Trump had some good points to make?"
guy2: "I know. Hardiot."

girl: "You remember back when we took that virginity pledge?"
guy: "I know, right? Hardiots!"
by thisWednesday-Shakespeare August 3, 2016
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