Hard

Anyone who eats their porridge exclusively with bananas.

Heard he eats his porridge with bananas, hard bastard.

by Hardman Bananaman April 10, 2019

Hard

Slang for crack cocaine.

" she been smoking that hard "

by T0adi1y 5t0n3d April 13, 2019

Hard

Something that is difficult or unable to complete.

My work is very hard.

by BatchaGamez January 21, 2019

Hard

New Zealand slang for relating to or agreeing with something, similar to saying “me” or “same” to a statement.

“Yo I could go for some Macca’s right now”

“Hard oh my god”

“Jessica’s kinda being a bitch today”
“Hard she’s fucking me off”

“Honestly I can’t be arsed to do the homework for maths”
“Hard”

by twinklebich September 13, 2019

hard on

Threatening, angry, accusatory, entitled and generally mean spirited person usually found inhabiting the blue-collar netherworlds of Long Island and New Jersey (and probably Florida). Union laborers, store owners, police, bosses, government workers, toll booth clerks...usually anyone in a position of power or who controls the actions of others, no matter how minimally, and their tendencies to take out their frustrations with the world on their fellow human beings in a nasty, accusatory, judgemental, vindictive and sometimes violent way. Usually used by people guilty of this trait themselves, as they navigate their sad lives through the sea of like-minded Hard On's they have to interact with daily. Probably derived from the usage of Hard On as penile erection, and the need to gain immediate physical relief from it's urgency in a male, powerful and imposing way.

"Be careful with Rocco at the plumbing supply place, he's a fu**ing Hard On"

"I wouldn't mind scrubbing these toilets if the boss wasn't such a Hard On"

"I know I'm guilty of drunk driving, but that Judge who sentenced me was a real Hard On"

by Jesco August 7, 2005

Hard

When you totally and utterly agree with something.

Question: How good was that kebab?

Response: Hard!

by McGoonster October 5, 2009

Hard

<adj> British slang

1) To be tough, strong and a good fighter.
2) To pretend to be tough, strong and a good fighter.

1) "Keith is hard, last week he totally fucked over Bilbo."
2) "I'm 'ard me innit. Dah'n fucken mess."

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004