hamberder

A cheap mass produced "hamburger" served cold from a silver platter by a classless moron

Donald J. Trump
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@realDonaldTrump

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!

by Billy Seeds January 15, 2019

Habeus Corpus

To own a body (dead or alive)

"How was he proven guilty? "
"Habeus Corpus"
"Oh that makes sense, where was the body found?"
"in his basement"

by Old dead white guy October 17, 2017

copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.

"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."

by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009

habeeb cisse

Habeeb cisse, a short shirtless african american child, who appered in the viral vine "21". Habeeb is in either the 4th or 5th grade. He has recently run away because everyone was making fun of him, and left a note with appalingly bad grammer.

Person 1 "yoo stupid"
Habeeb "No I not"
Person 1"Whats 9 plus 10?"
Habeeb"uhh, 21?"
Person 1"yoo stupid!"

Here is Habeeb's note he left:
I tired of everyone lafing (laughing) at me, I running away forever now. If yu (you) ever want to find me, the only clue I leaving is 21.

Hey, have you seen the 21 vine? Its got this habeeb cisse kid in it.

by Twennyjuan January 21, 2015

Habber Dasher

habber dasher is when you run around a chick with your cock out and slapping it with her as you run around the circle

me and my girlfind were trying new things and its called habber dasher

by a funny kid February 11, 2009

habegger

pronounced:(ha-begger) A person who strives for laughs. usally seen as the life of the party.

The comedian is such a habegger!

by fosiajelk October 25, 2006

habeeb

An Indian or Arab man who owns a 7-11.

Hey, let's steal some slushies from that habeeb's store.

by dysfunct January 7, 2004