Hand Virgin

When you haven't ever jacked off

Person #1: are you a hand virgin?

Person #2: no, I jack off every single night

by AllAmericanHottie August 27, 2014

Hand of Mint

A finisher move involving drinking mint tea while doing jackhammer hand pumps usually during karaoke

Whilst singing karaoke and indulging in the minty bounce to get the crowd going, I may perform the hand of mint to send them wild.

by Mbhofmlgnd June 5, 2021

Hamster Hand Drunk

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

by msand419 October 20, 2012

the mauve hand

The Gay Mafia founded in San Francisco

Not many people know that Ryan Seacrest owes his success to The Mauve Hand.

by Nate "The godfather" Martin October 21, 2007

A second hand Bjarni

A bus wanker that is cheap and never buys his own stuff and waits to get it second hand.

Man he got that iPhone for free he must be a Second hand Bjarni

by A second hand Bjarni July 13, 2018

Peruvian Hand Grenade

The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.

"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."

by Sir Reginald III January 18, 2012

cool hand luke

A famous 1967 film starring Paul Newman, based on the novel by Donn Pearce. In it Newman's character Luke was sent to a jail in the south for taking the heads off of parking meters. He seems enigmatic and standoffish to his fellow inmates but eventually gains their respect and even their adoration. He gains the nickname "Cool Hand Luke" because he'll fight when he has nothing to fight with (you'll understand if you've seen the film. The movie was a powerful metaphor for how being different from others can be very painful, not because you're a freak, but because they don't understand you. Newman stated that 'Cool Hand Luke' had one of the best movie scripts he'd ever read. Recieved an Oscar nomination for Best Screenplay adaptation.

'Cool Hand Luke' was also the originator of the phrase "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

by India_Williams October 4, 2004