HAM

an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch

We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.

by TheAlmightyBasedLord September 28, 2011

Ham [ham] [hamming] [to ham]

Noun, Verb.
An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner.

She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.

That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!

by Sr. Anch January 18, 2009

hams

Breasts of large size. Usually not contained within a bra or other supportive device.

Donna's got very large hams.

by x_x_x_x May 31, 2006

Ham

Going hard as a mother fudger at the gym. Getting your Swoll on.

Damn did you see that Drew went ham at the gym? Brett is so pissed now.

by BigDaddyCaneTheBoss February 22, 2014

Ham

A shorter term for the name "Hamilton"

Person: "Hello ham."

Hamilton: "please stop calling me that, im not a sandwich."

by Flådig Man February 22, 2021

Ham

to be ugly

"bruh he's hella ham"

by bada$$b!tch October 7, 2019

Ham

Ham is the much shorter version of al-Hamdu li-Llāh. Ham is used in context as a substitution for a positive resonance to something. Inspired and created by the famous Fashion and Lifestyle Influencer Florian Stachon.
You can use it in the negative form ‘unham’ too.

Lukas: Bro i just passed the exam
Florian: Ham

Tom: I have to attempt the exam for the third time.
Florian: Unham

by johannesfoerster September 30, 2021